Friday, October 22, 2010

I am a vessel for hatred.

Sounds like the opening for a fantasy novel. Ooooh, story idea!! Because that's exactly what I need, another unfinished book...

Anywho. I pose a question to you, my eternally limited audience. When dry humping occurs in a swimming pool, is it still called dry humping?

Also, two pieces of advice. Never fuck with a redhead. That's one. Two, never fuck with a Scorpio. And if you happen to be acquainted with a redheaded Scorpio, walk softly and don't even bother carrying a stick, 'cause the bitch carries an aluminum bat and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of you.

This post is lovingly dedicated to my psycho Redhead.


Monica said...

HA HA HA Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

And yes I would still call it dry humping. In case you really wanted an answer.

Dread Pirate Davi said...

See, I was gonna say that too, but it's in a it's not exactly dry, ya' know?? brother is gonna kill me.