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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Wait a fucking minute.

I'm watching Manswers on TV. I'm too lazy to reach for the remote to change the channel. They're telling guys surefire ways to tell if a she is actually a he. Apparently, you just need to look at the hands. A guy's index finger is shorter than his ring finger, whereas a girl's index finger is longer than her ring finger.

I have a problem with this.

When I hold my hand up, my index finger is shorter than my ring finger. What. The. Fuck.

Manswers needs to do a little more research, because I call bullshit.

1 comment:

Laggin said...

Hmm. My fingers say I'm a girl. But then so do my ovaries. It's hard to fake ovaries. Then again, it's hard to see ovaries.