Stumbling around in the dark without a flashlight, that's me.
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Happy thoughts and hugs and kisses for Laggin and Rowan Terin. I think I've got it rough?? Heh. Someday, I shall meet them halfway and take them out for coffee. (I will have cute little bottles of Bailey's in my purse to lighten the mood.)
I'm twenty-four and I'm bored. This blog is about nothing, therefore I blog about anything. On occasion, I engage in fierce battles with my mortal enemies: stupid people and spiders.
Thanks for making us #1!
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Your votes got us back to the number one position, but the Knight News
Foundation competition rages on until December 15th.
If you haven't voted yet, don't...
Happy Birthday Ma!
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I often get emails from folks who say they’ve been following my work since
the days when I was drawing AWACker. It never fails to amaze me how many of
y...
I See New Appliances in My Future
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As I sit here writing this my dishwasher is making to most awful noises. The
sad thing is, is that the darn thing is only 6 years old. I wish builders
woul...
>:3
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Yo ho ho, people of the world!
Some small updates from me, thassright!
Just want to state that Halloween was great! If I look past the fact that I
got way...
in the right light, if you squint
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In the morning the Sober Husband likes to take the green parrot out of its
cage, and the two enjoy some toast together. (Since we acquired the African
Grey...
Description of Windows Management Framework Core
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about damn time, microsoft. it specialists: get this now - powershell 2.0
finally adds some much needed remoting support.
http://support.microsoft.com/kb...
sweet baby jesus...not this again
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Younger turned 15 last Sunday.
On Friday, a fat boy gave her jewelry but was apparently too nervous to ask
her out. Since she thinks he stole the jewelry,...
Thinking Ahead
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Last night, the girl child tugs on my hand so I will lean down and she can
whisper in my ear.
"Mommy, next year, I wanna be a vampire for Halloween."
I am...
To Merge Or Not To Merge
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Inspired by a recent comment, I thought I'd address the whole thorny issue
of joint bank accounts between sweeties. I cannot count the number of times
I've...
Blog Recommendation
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Just noticed that a lot of you are still subscribed to this blog. I've
enjoyed the time away from blogging to work on my book. It's also given me
time to f...
To all the parents and teachers…
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who chose to “shield” your children from President Obama’s speech today, you
people that reacted to it, labeling it as “socialistic indoctrination” –
eve...
Can God Microwave A Burrito So Hot He Can't Eat It?
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Can an omnipotent god accomplish the logically impossible?
A better way of phrasing the question might be "Can god create a square
circle?"
Historically s...
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I really hate to say it outloud
So I will just type it...
Mj is looking for jobs - Yay!
in California - Oh...
He has applied for lots of jobs. Crickets c...
Oh sne's snapped
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Well for my wonderful three followers, sorry for the lack of blogs.
Currently I have been busy with absolutly nothing. From trying to find a
job, to trying...
I Am Not A Rapper. Fo’ Realz.
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breathing, but silent. watching. waiting. again and again and again. come to
my window tonight, beast, and my flesh shall dance. ribbons of twilight
encomp...
You Have the Right to Remain Silent
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Barmaid Blog reader Eric sent me this e-mail a short while ago:
Are you okay? I was only a little bit worried like everyone else when you
didn't post for a...
follow-through.
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due to the fact that i really like sleeping while i'm over here, you can
catch up on all the crazy things i do at http://ds616.soup.io.
we'll resume our ...
My Gin-Soaked Nightmare: A Love Story
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[image: Californication - Season One] [image: Californication - Season 2]
So, I drink. Obsessively. Compulsively. Without remorse or consideration
for ...
It's so obvious
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Hindsight is 20/20. Everyone knows that. Hence, I've come to a conclusion.
I should have been terrible. I should have done stupid shit, and lied, and
went...
2 criticisms:
My sediments exactly. You bring the Bailey's I bring coffe and we can sneak them away!
Who's driving the getaway van?!
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