Where have our brains gone?

Shit's been...shitty...around here. Some humor to lighten the mood.

A written conversation between myself and Le Brother that occured yesterday morning. It started with my Facebook status.

If you've tried to call me in the last 12 hours, sorry. My phone and I had a fight, and it decided to take off before saying anything it might regret. It spent the night at a friend's house to cool off and gain some perspective on our relationship. We both feel it was a silly fight and not worth destroying our relationship, so I'll be going to pick it up at lunchtime so that we can cuddle and make up.

Then came this e-mail conversation originating from my military account, as I am on orders this week.

Me: Still on orders.

Bro: Must be a hint to email you here instead if I feel like lunch.

Me: True story.

Bro: Well, then.

Me: Indeed.

Bro: But you're going to a friend's for lunch to meet u with your estranged cell phone.

Me: This is true. But I otherwise have no plans.

Bro: Which friend? And close to lunch places?

Me: [withheld for privacy]

Bro: Alright, wanna come snag me?

Me: Sure. [I regret this later.]

Bro: K. Tiem?

Me: I guess I'll go get the key from him around 11, and then come get you. He's at the [maintenance] building there by the firehouse, so from there it'll be a few minutes before I pull up to [your workplace].

Here's where it gets interesting.

Bro: Alright. I guest text when you leave the firehouse.

Me: o_O

Bro: Er, MXS building. Whatever. That's what I get for reading too quickly.

Me: o_O

Bro: Fuck. Third read. Makes sense now. Text when you leave [your workcenter].

Me: >_<

Bro: Stop with the faces.

Me: [Brother's first name]. What did I write on Facebook?

The e-mail conversation ends there. Then I see this gem on Facebook two minutes later.

fuck my brain. fuck it in its stupid...everywhere.