Sounds like the opening for a fantasy novel. Ooooh, story idea!! Because that's exactly what I need, another unfinished book...
Anywho. I pose a question to you, my eternally limited audience. When dry humping occurs in a swimming pool, is it still called dry humping?
Also, two pieces of advice. Never fuck with a redhead. That's one. Two, never fuck with a Scorpio. And if you happen to be acquainted with a redheaded Scorpio, walk softly and don't even bother carrying a stick, 'cause the bitch carries an aluminum bat and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of you.
This post is lovingly dedicated to my psycho Redhead.
2 comments:
HA HA HA Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.
And yes I would still call it dry humping. In case you really wanted an answer.
See, I was gonna say that too, but it's in a pool...so it's not exactly dry, ya' know?? Hahaha...my brother is gonna kill me.
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